Animan men are the primest of dad archetypes, often outfitted in 50’s-style undergarments and hairstyles, and evincing with a sexual confidence and capacity for pleasure expression that betrays their core sluttiness.
Friday Traffic Jam Distraction: A Big Dad Penis!
I haven’t driven in years, but I sure do miss this part of it. Just a quickie today on a Friday afternoon to share this excellent video of a sexy sunglasses dad stuck in traffic with just his big dong to keep him occupied. If you’ve got a commute of your own to cope […]
Monday Masturbators (Classics Edition): Blackey Madison
Skillful penis manipulation married to muscles, fur, and sperm; the perfect start to 2018. Welcome to a new year, everybody! I’m so pleased you’re here reading this. Even if it’s a Monday a hundred years from now (and reading on whatever computers are 100 years from now), instead of January 1st, 2018. It’s the […]
Hardcore Bear Porn
Blackey Madison is just better at this than everyone else. When I think of the sheer volume of terrible, unimaginative pornography I watched when I was at Manhunt, I weep for all that time I’ll never get back, and for all those performers whose talents were just wasted by studios recreating the same old […]
Gold ⭐ Star Masturbator: Proudbator
This is gonna end up being more of a love letter to Proudbator than an interview, but we’ll go ahead and tag it as one anyway. I’ve been staring at this dude‘s dong for so long now that I actually don’t remember where I first came across it. It’s likely that tumblr was the culprit, as […]