Animan men are the primest of dad archetypes, often outfitted in 50’s-style undergarments and hairstyles, and evincing with a sexual confidence and capacity for pleasure expression that betrays their core sluttiness.
If you missed my review of the impressive Fleshlight Turbo over at the Bator Blog, please to enjoy: [This review originally appeared November 26, 2018 on thebatorblog.com] I’m not a big go-out-on-the-town-and-party-all-night kinda guy anymore. My early 30s have introduced me to the pleasures and luxuries of things like “staying in,” “having another cup […]
Animan’s latest full-length release (full-length here is about 12-13 minutes, which is about twice as long as it takes me to bust, watching) is a fourth installment of the Drippin’ Dads Anthology, titled Big Uncle John.
Oh, WikiHow. Is there anything you don’t know how to WikiDo? If you don’t own an actual jockstrap (what? Why not?), then Wikihow – that infallible guide to the universe that previously brought us How to Wash Your Penis, amongst many other wonderful bits of advice – has some tips on how to get […]
Looks like a dog toy, makes you bust like a high schooler. Full Disclosure: I did not receive any compensation or free stuff in exchange for this review. I just really like this thing and thought you should know about it, in case you also like buying stuff into which you can put your […]
Because you(r penis) deserve(s) a reward more than anyone else on your list. I’m not a Black Friday shopper by any stretch of the imagination. You won’t find me in line at WalMart today – I’ve spent the whole morning at home, with coffee in one hand and the other stuffed down the front […]