Animan men are the primest of dad archetypes, often outfitted in 50’s-style undergarments and hairstyles, and evincing with a sexual confidence and capacity for pleasure expression that betrays their core sluttiness.
Party For One – The Fleshlight Turbo Review [X-Posted from the Bator Blog]
If you missed my review of the impressive Fleshlight Turbo over at the Bator Blog, please to enjoy: [This review originally appeared November 26, 2018 on thebatorblog.com] I’m not a big go-out-on-the-town-and-party-all-night kinda guy anymore. My early 30s have introduced me to the pleasures and luxuries of things like “staying in,” “having another cup […]
Review: Animan’s “Drippin’ Dads 4: Big Uncle John”
Animan’s latest full-length release (full-length here is about 12-13 minutes, which is about twice as long as it takes me to bust, watching) is a fourth installment of the Drippin’ Dads Anthology, titled Big Uncle John.
“How To Buy A Jockstrap” via WikiHow
Oh, WikiHow. Is there anything you don’t know how to WikiDo? If you don’t own an actual jockstrap (what? Why not?), then Wikihow – that infallible guide to the universe that previously brought us How to Wash Your Penis, amongst many other wonderful bits of advice – has some tips on how to get […]
Monday Masturbators: Literal Edition – The Doc Johnson MOOD Exciter Review
Looks like a dog toy, makes you bust like a high schooler. Full Disclosure: I did not receive any compensation or free stuff in exchange for this review. I just really like this thing and thought you should know about it, in case you also like buying stuff into which you can put your […]
Black Friday Shopping List: *Penis Treats* Edition
Because you(r penis) deserve(s) a reward more than anyone else on your list. I’m not a Black Friday shopper by any stretch of the imagination. You won’t find me in line at WalMart today – I’ve spent the whole morning at home, with coffee in one hand and the other stuffed down the front […]