Uncle Sam has a special 4th of July celebration set between a boy and his illegal fireworks dealer. I’ve never been one for having big July 4th plans. In fact, my plan this year is to stay home and watch some penis fireworks instead, while googling “slutty uncle sam pics” to see what comes […]
5 Incredible Fleshlight POV Cumshots
A Fleshlight is extra magical, extra close-up. I’m a big fan of masturbators of all stripes. I prattled on about this video from Beau Banks so much that somebody actually GOT me a Fleshlight Turbo (there’s a real review of that coming up at some point, I promise). I’ve also purchased some down market […]
Brazilian Footballer Alexandre Gaúcho, Naked, Hard, and Jackin’ It
I don’t even know what to say about this. A thing I mostly live oblivious to is the fact that, as an American, I assume that whatever happens here – culturally, societally, sexually – must be either as good as or better than whatever happens other places in the world. There’s a mentality that’s […]
The Primal, Animalistic Magic of Autofellatio
So special and rare, it’s not even in the google spell check dictionary. Welcome to another Monday! To soften the blow (wordplay!), I figured we’d talk about the ultimate Monday Masturbators: the gentlemen of this world who can suck their own dick, and film it for us to share. Wikipedia says that this ability […]
The Confusing, Naked, and Giant World of Titan Attack
“Imagine the people drowned in these potential loads,” I thought to myself… “The humanity,” I have to present these without comment because – frankly – I don’t even know what I can say. They’re shockingly well photoshopped, and the city skylines/backgrounds have been thoughtfully selected to match the orientation and POV of the model […]
#Lionbate Megapost: These Lions Can’t Stop Masturbating!
And who would ever want them to! I’ve been pretty open about my selective fascinations with furry shit here in the past. I’m not the sort of guy who’s got a secret fursuit stashed away in the closet, but I will admit to finding some anthropomorphic dogs, bulls, and even sharks kinda hot in […]