Sex bodies sometimes turn up in the most unexpected places.
I’ve never been especially fond of the term ‘dadbod’ as a descriptor of the male form. There is some neutering quality at the root of the very idea: this is the body of a DAD, and therefore outside the realm of overt sexualization—he is not desirable. It speaks to our culture’s fixation on who is “allowed” to be sexual and who is not. Dads are frequently depicted or imagined as sexless, now that they’ve got kids. It’s why I love portrayals of family dynamics which include realistic sexuality (not the Handjobs type necessarily, but the “I’m human and therefore I have needs” variety).
As men age, particularly if they are not interested in the fetishized category of Daddy, we tend to view their sexuality and sexual desirability as gradually waning until it becomes unthreatening and “cute,” as in the silly horny old man trope. But sexual dads are everywhere. And in my current marathon rewatch of every Simpsons episode, it’s become abundantly clear to me that Homer Simpson is a very sexual dad.
I’m late to the party, of course, because Simpsons porn has been a staple of internet horrors for the majority of my life. There is every conceivable iteration; from almost quaint depictions of marital relations between Homer and Marge, to every possible crossover of other animated characters and shows. There is also a more than expected amount of material focused on the Simpson kids, Lisa and Bart. We aren’t gonna talk about that today, because even aged-up, cross gender fictional incest is… not my particular bag.
But we are DEFINITELY going to talk about sexbod Homer.
Homer Simpson and the sexualizing of atypical or undervalued bodies
I like term “sexbod” because it alludes positively to a sexualization that may not conform to the typical white, muscled, youthful desirability of pop culture, both gay and otherwise. A sexbod can be any hypersexualized body, whether fat or thin, young or old, enhanced or natural. Picture it as a “dadbod” replacement for dads who get horny and want you to know it.
It’s also a sibling word to “sex parts” which I find a far more encompassing descriptor for the variety of erogenous and sensitive areas men may include in their masturbatory or partnered sexual exploration.
I’m extremely fascinated with individual commitment to the idea of the sex body, whether that takes the form of enhancement through surgery or bodybuilding. Or just extreme confidence in the sexual desirability of a non-conforming physique.
I don’t think Phil Williams would be offended to be mentioned here, and I am still very much obsessed with his sexual physicality and presentation. This is a man who broadcasts innate sexual confidence throughout his videos and images, despite clearly living—at 56 years of age—outside the bounds of what gay porn and youth culture might have us believe are the limits.
But with his splayed muscular legs, round, muscular butt, and thong or lycra-bound sloppy, intact penis, Phil invariably makes me hard as stone just showing off his gym routine:
In fairness, his gym routine usually involves him going to an anytime fitness and climbing on stuff naked or basically naked and filming it. And then bouncing his parts around in slow motion. But still. Dang. I should be so lucky to end up like Phil some day.
But I digress.
Homer Fucks. That’s the tweet.
One thing The Simpsons makes painfully clear over the decades it has been around, is that Homer Simpson—as John Oliver likes to frequently and colorfully describe things imbued with an unexpected carnality—Homer fucks.
While many of the series’ stories revolve around family situations and love for their children, the sex life of Marge and Homer is ever present and feels as organic and essential to the storytelling as Homer’s drinking or Bart’s imploring us not to have cows. Their code word for fucking is “snuggling” but once you’re watching for it, they are extremely active “snugglers” who are as deeply infatuated with each others’ bodies as they were when they were young.
And it’s not hard to see why.
Homer’s deeply experienced ignorance and naivety create the perfect storm of unencumbered sexuality, in my book. He’s basically too dumb to be self aware (and therefore self conscious), rendering him completely uninhibited, sexually, without any emotional work, drugs, or even encouragement. Never mind that he’s fat, unmuscled, and bald. He doesn’t know he doesn’t conform to beauty standards and receives exclusively positive reinforcement from his sole sex partner, and so he lives a life akin to Adam’s; free from sexual shame and stigma.
Because I jump at any chance to feature favorite artists and their more obscene and sexual works (with credit and context), I’m happy to include some of my most favorite Homerotica here, to celebrate this Sexbod Dad who has been so culturally ubiquitous for the last 30+ years.
Pluvatti (sometimes Pluvachi) has had a long presence on Tumblr, but seems these days to have closed up shop completely, save for one gently used DeviantArt profile. We’re lucky that his erotic Homers survive to remind us that homer has a real thick dick, and he loves to share it. I like that Homer hasn’t been thinned out or muscled up here either. Rather we’re left with the reality of his big beautiful tummy and round, skull smooshing thighs.
What I love about Pluvatti’s work is that he’s very able to capture the familiar essence of another artist’s illustration, while still making it uniquely his own; all the way from physical posing to the half-lidded arousal face on display in each of these creations.
I think the pose of the illustration above is fucking fantastic, and the bate spread on display gets me instantly horned up to watch Homer Simpson make sweet sloppy love to his boner. Use the slider to watch his yellow penis inflate 😀
TheVillager (I believe this to be his FurAffinity profile, but these were commissions for someone else and do not appear there) is in with a great example of what I’m describing with Sexbod above. This is a version of our hero from the episode entitled King Size Homer, where Homer’s goal becomes gaining excessive weight to avoid going to work. The result (at least in these illustrations) is a round and supple body shape, with enhanced and mouthwatering nipples and a veiny and massive cock and ball combo.
Freebo has turned up a number of times on this blog, and i’m never not amazed at HOW arousing I find his drawings of male bodies. They ascribe to the Tom of Finland, More is More school of sex parts enhancement; massive, sometimes lactating male nipples; round and eternally hungary asses which take fingers, tongues and huge boners with slippery ease; and huge, throbbing veiny dicks hanging off of eternally grinning and joyous men who revel in their carnal masculine pleasure. It’s fucking epic.
Freebo23 does a great job of creating whole comics and stories, rather than one-off illustrations. Many of them are animated and all of them are worth your money. You can follow him on Twitter as well.
DigitSlayer’s happy Homer letting us peek at his beefy ballback and rosy pink hole is really the essence of this whole post. Look how uninhibited and joyful he is, bulging in underwear and then giving you the go ahead to dive into his pillowy ass for the rest of the evening. Fukkin Marge doesn’t have any idea how good she’s got it.
Makes me really happy how many artists envision this version of sexual Homer, too:
Blargsnarf is in with a really beautiful vision of how to pass an evening on the couch. Look at that huge yellow butt! I defy you to find a better cushion for watching TV. Or a better cartoon butt in which to mash your whole entire face.
Debated about including this one, but it was just to joyful to leave out. I love the idea that homer’s hole would be so perfect and sparkly, served up on a bed of donuts. See the magnificent original (from Father’s Day 2020) at the ZombieHK’s twitter and drop them some bucks on Patreon.
To close out our Homerotica gallery, here’s Fry from Futurama taking Marge’s snuggle spot. For me, much as I love the lined up hole/pole combo here, their faces and the intertwined bodies really make this something special.
Ventz Comics artist Arabatos does it all right here. I could stare into those holes all night long.
I hope you enjoyed my guided tour through the supple folds and ego-less confidence of Homer Simpson: Sexbod. I know he’s not a real guy, but Homer could still have it any way he wanted to in my book. Woof.