“Imagine the people drowned in these potential loads,” I thought to myself… “The humanity,” I have to present these without comment because – frankly – I don’t even know what I can say. They’re shockingly well photoshopped, and the city skylines/backgrounds have been thoughtfully selected to match the orientation and POV of the model […]
#Lionbate Megapost: These Lions Can’t Stop Masturbating!
And who would ever want them to! I’ve been pretty open about my selective fascinations with furry shit here in the past. I’m not the sort of guy who’s got a secret fursuit stashed away in the closet, but I will admit to finding some anthropomorphic dogs, bulls, and even sharks kinda hot in […]
My All Time Favorite Handjob
Not all reacharounds are created equal. This video popped into my Xtube habits many years ago, and then, as such magical and beautiful things are wont to do, it just disappeared one day. I remember still the very first time I ever watched it, realizing immediately what a fucking gem of a thing this […]
DC’s Crew Club is the Gay Bathhouse Every City Needs
Get naked, make friends! I’ve been to Washington lots of times without ever edging up the nerve to take myself out to Crew Club, DC’s last remaining gay bathhouse. I’ve always come up with lots of reasons to avoid it, but the bulk of them always (often secretly) boiled down to “I’m probably not hot […]
Slow Motion Sperm Showers
It figures that this guy is ridiculously hot and only made this ONE thing ever. Just a quick update today, since I’ve got a full day before I head down to Washington tomorrow. Since it’s a Monday, why not feature another Monday Masturbator? This is the best 1:06 you’ll spend all day, and I’m […]
BIG NEWS: When Self Reported Online, Penis Size Dramatically Increases!
Insecure about the size of your wang? Find out if LYING ABOUT IT is right for you! I’ve talked about my fetish for google alerts here before, and last week seemed to be a promising reward to the constant monitoring of phrases like “penis,” “London penis,” “New York penis,” and “great big penis,” when […]