Maybe part of the dream is that I can’t find any real details about who this inspiring man is. I don’t feel like we do a lot of porny thirsting over random individuals here. There was this post (which I need to come up with another in the Bulge Kings series pretty soon) and […]
Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Party For One” is the Jack Off Anthem 2018 Needs
My love for the Jep is deep and profound – this song proves she loves me back (and herself). If you’re not already a Carly Rae Jepsen fan (or you think her career began and ended with Call Me Maybe), I won’t waste words and time here trying to convince you. I suspect you’ve […]
Masturbate With Your Friends: Beatles Edition
John Lennon and Paul McCartney used to jack off together. Paul McCartney this week gave an interview to GQ in which he described, in the plainest possible language, jacking off with friends and bandmates in his younger days. There is something so refreshing and so validating about having an international megastar (what’s the right […]
The Best #ThongThursday Photos from the Thong Experts at Joe Snyder
I know Instagram was made for babies, dogs, and lunches. But we can do better; we have the technology. It’s Thursday! And if you follow me on Instagram, that often means that you’re gonna probably see a pic of my meaty butt virtually unrestrained by the tiny piece of fabric that I’ve decided is […]
An Open Letter to the Man in my Gym Locker Room:
I think you’re a terrible person. Dear Sir: I want to be forthright and tell you that I was the person who reported you to the front desk this week, for the way you behave in the mens locker room at my gym. I have seen you in that locker room every time I […]
Craig Seymour’s “Elegy of Clubland” from XY Magazine
Evaluating a feeling of freedom younger men might never appreciate. Through the magic of twitter recently, I was reintroduced to a long-lost love of my early internet days, XY Magazine. XY was a very rare bird indeed, and offered guys like me a window into a world of beauty and acceptance that we might never have […]