Thoughtful Thots are a boon to everyone’s Gram Life. If you’ve been following along with my yellings on Twitter (or, really just been within earshot of me in the past few weeks), you might know I’ve had a complicated relationship with Instagram of late. I’ve had random stalkers, folks asking which apartment was mine […]
The Art of the Tease: Diego Barros
When “soltar a franga” becomes an elaborate marketing strategy. Hey look! We’re back! Bit of an extended break there while I traveled the Americas and moved to Toronto. But I’m glad to be back in front of this screen and I’ve got a folder chock full of wangs and cum and balls and love […]
The Best #ThongThursday Photos from the Thong Experts at Joe Snyder
I know Instagram was made for babies, dogs, and lunches. But we can do better; we have the technology. It’s Thursday! And if you follow me on Instagram, that often means that you’re gonna probably see a pic of my meaty butt virtually unrestrained by the tiny piece of fabric that I’ve decided is […]
“How To Buy A Jockstrap” via WikiHow
Oh, WikiHow. Is there anything you don’t know how to WikiDo? If you don’t own an actual jockstrap (what? Why not?), then Wikihow – that infallible guide to the universe that previously brought us How to Wash Your Penis, amongst many other wonderful bits of advice – has some tips on how to get […]
#TesticleTuesday/ #TransformationTuesday (But Not How You Think Probably)
The moral of this story is that I secretly wish this would happen every time I put on new underwears. Aight. We’ve done a few #TesticleTuesday posts in the past (this one, this one about stretched nuts, and then this one about Deviant Otter’s perfectly heart-shaped balls), and they seem to go over well. […]
Black Friday Shopping List: *Penis Treats* Edition
Because you(r penis) deserve(s) a reward more than anyone else on your list. I’m not a Black Friday shopper by any stretch of the imagination. You won’t find me in line at WalMart today – I’ve spent the whole morning at home, with coffee in one hand and the other stuffed down the front of […]