Everything you think about small penises is probably dumb. I’ve long been stamping “small dicks are cool,” on tumblr posts that feature dudes with dicks that are smaller than what we’ve been informed is “regular,” and I plan on continuing to do so. Like my fascination with Furries, my fixation on giant, monster […]
The 10 Best Olympics Bulges
Finally! I can care about the Olympics! I’m not somebody who gets worked up about the Olympics every four years. I don’t like having shows preempted and so much of the games are just booooorrrrring and dull and specific and I don’t have the time for it! Just tell me who won and […]
Channing Tatum is a Merman: 5 For the Weekend
Channing Tatum is a Merman, Nick Denton is bankrupt, and a guy jacks off with a cigarette in his dick. We got a pretty good response to this last week, so I’m queueing this up before I leave for murder cabin times so you don’t miss out on any of the important stuff […]
Soda Is Killing Your Sperm
Save them! Save the sperm! It’s been nearly a month since my last post here, and much has happened both in my own life and in the world, but my not sharing stuff I think is important – my silence – isn’t making anything any better. So I think I’m ready to start creeping […]
Orlando
What is there to say. I spent 22 years in Florida and much time in Orlando. I would offer my thoughts and prayers, but thoughts and prayers seem so small and selfish to those who have experienced real loss. So I’ll save them. I don’t have anything intelligent to add to the conversation, so my […]
Here’s What I Know
I’ve been going through something the last month or so and have been deliberately avoiding coming in here to talk about it. But it seems like I need to and that now might be a good time to do it. As you may or may not know — it’s an easy google search if […]