Do it where you gotta do it, man. This might be one of our last posts focused on amateur made tumblr content. As has been reported by several outlets the last few weeks, they’ve begun to purge “adult” content in earnest now, due to allegations of the great, haunting specter of “child pornography.” Allegedly, […]
Monday Masturbators: “The Kids Are Probably Alright” Edition
Maybe everpresent pornography and the ability to watch your peers masturbate is creating an unforeseen type of sexual liberation. Monday! And around here, that means we’re gonna talk about some dudes jackin’ it for everybody to see. This post, as many of my posts do, started as a conversation with a friend who was […]
Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Party For One” is the Jack Off Anthem 2018 Needs
My love for the Jep is deep and profound – this song proves she loves me back (and herself). If you’re not already a Carly Rae Jepsen fan (or you think her career began and ended with Call Me Maybe), I won’t waste words and time here trying to convince you. I suspect you’ve […]
Masturbate With Your Friends: Beatles Edition
John Lennon and Paul McCartney used to jack off together. Paul McCartney this week gave an interview to GQ in which he described, in the plainest possible language, jacking off with friends and bandmates in his younger days. There is something so refreshing and so validating about having an international megastar (what’s the right […]
Monday Masturbators: Tina Belcher is Watching You Jack It
Sometimes things are so perfect, it’s like someone is Truman Show-ing them specifically for me. Just a shorty today for Monday Masturbators because it’s been a very long day, and I still need to pack and wash my hair before I leave for New Orleans in the morning. But I couldn’t go another minute […]
Friday Traffic Jam Distraction: A Big Dad Penis!
I haven’t driven in years, but I sure do miss this part of it. Just a quickie today on a Friday afternoon to share this excellent video of a sexy sunglasses dad stuck in traffic with just his big dong to keep him occupied. If you’ve got a commute of your own to cope […]