It’s always the first thing I try anyway. From last week’s online edition of Newsweek magazine: “WHY MORE ORGASMS CAN RELIEVE SINUS PRESSURE, ACCORDING TO DOCTOR” Yes. Ok. You have my attention… So, what’s the verdict? Can this possibly be true, and if so, whaaaa? Turns out, it’s something that’s only been […]
Voicemail By Penis / For Penis
Or: the peculiar phenomenon of solo phonebone recordings. Good monday, masturbators! And also to you, fans of masturbators and general penis enthusiasts. Aiming for getting back on schedule (yet again!) this week, and I want to talk today about the ostensibly strange concept of audio recordings of dudes going to town on their dongs. […]
Male Assturbation
Man, I don’t like that word! ? In my never ending journey to journey my way into my end, I’ve read a LOT of advice and tips and watched videos and GIFs and even subscribed to some helpful tumblrs. Alas, we’re still not far from where we started. Occasionally I can get stuff up there, […]
Broken Buddy Bate: Or, “How Not To Jack With Friends”
Stu and Pavel are super hot and super disconnected. Without question, my most popular tumblr post in the lifetime of that account, is a simple photograph of two dudes holding hands while they masturbate: https://tylerthebadwolf.tumblr.com/post/153431464181/if-you-ever-really-want-to-understand-me-better I don’t know who these guys are, or what the context for this image is. But somehow […]
Monday Masturbators: Show Us How It’s Done
Sometimes it’s nice just to watch somebody show off. I know I was just saying in that last post how I was going to get things back on track here, but it seems yet another week or so has slipped by without any dicks or cumming or anything posted. Even today’s post won’t be […]
Locker Room Group Jack: William Higgins’ “These Bases Are Loaded”
A spermy smash cut of all the best stroking and load sharing. I have not managed to find a lot of time to put posts together lately, so we’re ending up with some Monday Masturbator posts turning up almost back to back! Mea Culpa! I’ll try to get some more filler in there this […]