Uncle Sam has a special 4th of July celebration set between a boy and his illegal fireworks dealer. I’ve never been one for having big July 4th plans. In fact, my plan this year is to stay home and watch some penis fireworks instead, while googling “slutty uncle sam pics” to see what comes […]
5 Incredible Fleshlight POV Cumshots
A Fleshlight is extra magical, extra close-up. I’m a big fan of masturbators of all stripes. I prattled on about this video from Beau Banks so much that somebody actually GOT me a Fleshlight Turbo (there’s a real review of that coming up at some point, I promise). I’ve also purchased some down market […]
Brazilian Footballer Alexandre Gaúcho, Naked, Hard, and Jackin’ It
I don’t even know what to say about this. A thing I mostly live oblivious to is the fact that, as an American, I assume that whatever happens here – culturally, societally, sexually – must be either as good as or better than whatever happens other places in the world. There’s a mentality that’s […]
Fuck Yeah Norway: Troll Penis Rock to be Reconstructed
Outrage transformed into fundraising shows my people have their penis priorities right. You know, I always think I’m gonna stay on top of the blogging and penis news updates when I’m traveling, but that so rarely happens. As I’m sure the next post down will tell you, I was in Tampa/St. Petersburg this past week, […]
5 Minute Root Chakra Penis Meditation
Take five minutes out of your day and think about penises both cosmic and personal. I use the #contemplate-your-penis hashtag on tumblr a lot. I think it’s an important and universal behavior that men tend to overlook in favor of looking at other penises. But I know men (myself included!) who have attested to […]
The Primal, Animalistic Magic of Autofellatio
So special and rare, it’s not even in the google spell check dictionary. Welcome to another Monday! To soften the blow (wordplay!), I figured we’d talk about the ultimate Monday Masturbators: the gentlemen of this world who can suck their own dick, and film it for us to share. Wikipedia says that this ability […]