Like Eraserhead, but with steam and a lot of penises. I’ve been to a lot of saunas. I’ve even been to things that marketed themselves as saunas, but were essentially just warm, damp rooms where guys have anonymous sex. I’ve been to gym saunas, home saunas, underground saunas, and you can find me running […]
Review: The London Jack Off Club
It’s just lads ‘avin a wank, innit. Loyal readers (and indeed anyone who’s ever given me even the slightest chance to bring it up in conversation) will know that I’m a big, big supporter of the New York Jacks. I attend as often as I’m able and I have yet to have a poor […]
Don’t Let Your Kids Learn About Jackin It From Someone Like Me!
Especially when there are great books like this out there. As I’ve admitted before, sometimes I just type stuff like “dicks” or “penisbate” into search bars on Groupon or Amazon just to see what comes up when I do it. Most times it’s nothing of note. But sometimes, I find discount masturbation toys that […]
Self Inflicted Punishment: Liveblogging Netflix’s “Escorts”
Subtitled: “Ugh/Oh No!” I don’t do a ton of liveblog stuff here because it’s kind of a copout, as far as writing goes. It’s a collection of my in-the-moment reactions to things, and not a thoughtful meditation on a film or show (or whatever) as a whole. But Netflix has been pitching Escorts to […]
Review: The P-Spot Buzz 3.8 by Fort Troff
I’m not ashamed of how small something has to be to fit into my butt. Shut up. I’m sure I don’t need to start this by saying all kinds of glowing BS about Fort Troff, right? I mean I already did it about these underwears, and this skin lightener, and it’s all the same […]
I Bought a Masturbator from Groupon!
I know! I’m as surprised as anyone! I don’t talk about it much (because I’m ashamed) but I’m a secret Groupon shopper, and I love it. They send me emails every day (for no fewer than 3 different cities) and I read all of them. A LOT of stuff in my house has come from […]