When will this trash-hole franchise just die already? I lost my virginity at the age of fourteen. The next day, I was already more sexually mature and open-minded than I imagine most of the perceived audience for the deplorable 50 Shades novels and films must be. If you’re unfamiliar with this “cultural phenomenon” (gag), I […]
It’s Time To Bin Your Tea
Attitude Magazine and Alexis Caught have some smart thoughts about how to reframe the way you engage with your peers. I don’t totally know how I came across it first (likely just a random find while googling important scientific research things), but I sent it to myself a couple different times/ways because I kept reading […]
Be Your Own Valentine This Year (+ GIFs!)
Because it’s a terrible holiday that makes everyone who’s not having a deep and meaningful relationship feel badly about that fact. I, for one, am having a deep and meaningful relationship with my own boner this year. And you should too. In celebration of Valentine’s Day, 2017, I’m sharing the top best ideas from […]
Don’t Let Your Kids Learn About Jackin It From Someone Like Me!
Especially when there are great books like this out there. As I’ve admitted before, sometimes I just type stuff like “dicks” or “penisbate” into search bars on Groupon or Amazon just to see what comes up when I do it. Most times it’s nothing of note. But sometimes, I find discount masturbation toys that […]
Belle De Jour’s Got Some Thoughts on Trump’s Russian Pee Party
An expert in the field knows what the rich and powerful get up to behind closed doors. It seems I should disclaim this at least a little bit, and say that Belle De Jour (or the good Doctor Brooke Magnanti, when she’s not writing about her exploits as a high class London call girl) […]
We Need To Talk: About Ejaculating
Are there scarier words in the English language than “we need to talk?” Welcome to 2017, everybody! We’ve all got fresh clean slates with which to start the year off, and we’re keeping up with resolutions, if that’s our thing. I want to take this opportunity to discuss some things that we maybe wouldn’t […]