The first edition of the Monday Masturbators Series sees some education on busting harder, and one of my favorite spread’n’stroke clips. Good morning! I’ve been looking for a way to introduce some videos of favorite masturbators, and to repost some shockingly informative and entertaining content from one of the mac daddies of masturbations tumblrs, The […]
Review: Fort Troff’s Butthole Skin Lightener
I’m still not ready to call my butt a “bumper.” Ok. If you’re a regular reader, you know I don’t do a ton of product reviews on here. There isn’t even a category for it (there’s a Movie Review category because at one point I thought I was gonna try to do reviews of […]
Internet Gems: How to Wash Your Penis
WikiHow, the bestower of knowledge about how to do really random stuff, presents: how you to wash your penis. I stole the header graphic for this post from a WikiHow article the other day, and I’ve been thinking about that article ever since. I guess it makes sense, on some level, that this would […]
Masculine Thongs. It’s a Real Thing.
Why are guys put off by one of the BEST kinds of underwear? If you follow me over on tumblr, you’ve no doubt come across one or two posts of me yelling about men who think thongs are “uncomfortable” or – weirder still – feminine. I don’t totally understand the association between thongs and women’s […]
Craig Ferguson: Does This Need to be Said?
Lasting wisdom from unlikely sources are what this blog is all about, right? I’m not someone who takes good advice well. I may have been in some form of therapy or another since I’m seven years old, but I’m shockingly hard to reach when it’s in my own best interest sometimes. But I’ve been thinking […]
Keith Vaz and The Vacuum of Journalistic Ethics
That title sounds appropriately Potter-esq for England’s latest sex scandal: Keith Vaz MP. Isn’t it comforting to know that, even as times change, virtually nothing else does? Here in America we’re being slogged down with daily reminders from the Trump side of things that (in the mind of his supporters) the Civil War […]