Matt’s muscle men inhabit a world that reeks so hard of testosterone and sperm, that you can almost smell it when you’re studying these drawings (and quite literally smell it, if like me, you also can’t stop jacking your dong to these arts). They use sex in a myriad of ways to show affection, to show respect, and most often just to experience pleasure.
As I worked his cock, I unbuttoned my pants and pulled my own throbbing dick out. “Like that big fuckin dick?” he asked.
All I could do was nod. His hands held me down on his meat.
Animan men are the primest of dad archetypes, often outfitted in 50’s-style undergarments and hairstyles, and evincing with a sexual confidence and capacity for pleasure expression that betrays their core sluttiness.
“It all began when we used to write each other bedtime stories and hide them under each other’s pillows so we could discover them when we went to bed. In April 1991 we had enough of these stories to photocopy them at work, bring them home, and fold and staple them together into crude magazines.”
Anthro creations are often sexy, impossible monsters, but how do you do sexy without arms, legs, or genitals? [Updated 01.09.22] Ok. Couple of confessions, just right off the top: one, I watched The Meg this weekend. I don’t know why. I don’t recommend it. It wasn’t good, but it was fine. If you aren’t familiar, […]
Think of it as the mens underwear section of the Sears catalog for the millennial set. I don’t know about you, but with everything happening in the world right now, I need a big break from serious shit. If you know me, you know I don’t text, but instead prefer secure messengers like Telegram or […]