Sometimes, there are no words. As part of my quest to be a better bottom (i.e., bottom at all) I’ve been watching videos of things to see HOW guys are doing it. I think that’s how I came across this horrifying Brazilian clip (delicately titled “Beer in Ass”) featuring a man (successfully) shoving an […]
5 Minutes of Cubby Popperbate Deliciousness
Dunno who this dude is, but I could watch him work that dong all day. There hasn’t been a Monday Masturbator post up here in a while. Let’s fix that. Today is another rando tumblr gem, brought to you courtesy of Goldn Ticket Popper Vids. The guy who runs that tumblr seems to know […]
Don’t Let Your Kids Learn About Jackin It From Someone Like Me!
Especially when there are great books like this out there. As I’ve admitted before, sometimes I just type stuff like “dicks” or “penisbate” into search bars on Groupon or Amazon just to see what comes up when I do it. Most times it’s nothing of note. But sometimes, I find discount masturbation toys that […]
Belle De Jour’s Got Some Thoughts on Trump’s Russian Pee Party
An expert in the field knows what the rich and powerful get up to behind closed doors. It seems I should disclaim this at least a little bit, and say that Belle De Jour (or the good Doctor Brooke Magnanti, when she’s not writing about her exploits as a high class London call girl) […]
True Life: I’m Finally One Of Those #Truvada Whores I Keep Hearing So Much About
There should be an ‘it gets better‘ video for your first month of side effects. Just about every single person I know (save for a few notable exceptions) who is around my age, and has a similar volume (quantity? amount? Sum?) of sex to what I do, is or has been on PrEP for what […]
Hardcore Bear Porn
Blackey Madison is just better at this than everyone else. When I think of the sheer volume of terrible, unimaginative pornography I watched when I was at Manhunt, I weep for all that time I’ll never get back, and for all those performers whose talents were just wasted by studios recreating the same old […]