Sometimes things are so perfect, it’s like someone is Truman Show-ing them specifically for me. Just a shorty today for Monday Masturbators because it’s been a very long day, and I still need to pack and wash my hair before I leave for New Orleans in the morning. But I couldn’t go another minute […]
Friday Traffic Jam Distraction: A Big Dad Penis!
I haven’t driven in years, but I sure do miss this part of it. Just a quickie today on a Friday afternoon to share this excellent video of a sexy sunglasses dad stuck in traffic with just his big dong to keep him occupied. If you’ve got a commute of your own to cope […]
Monday Masturbators: Old Enough To Know Better Edition
As Samantha Jones once said, these guys have “been around the block and know how to use their cock.” Monday! This was a surprisingly difficult post to assemble, because I couldn’t seem to find just the right videos to address the specific stuff that I wanted to talk about here. It’s not really any […]
Sunday Comics: Julius’ “The Hardon Twins & The Mystery of the Golden Cockring” Part 5
The Hardon boys infiltrate their target and find exactly what they were looking for all along. We’ve finally made it to the second-to-last installment of the Julis’ epic The Hardon Twins & the Mystery of the Golden Cockring! If you’re just joining us for this, don’t expect me to catch you up in this […]
Monday Masturbators: The Floppiest Foreskin of All
“Oh, Germany!” everyone sighed together. We are well into March now, and I haven’t gotten anything together to share with you! Terrible. Let’s correct that, shall we? It’s Monday, and you know what we do around here for Mondays. Today’s Masturbator du Jour comes courtesy of a bookmark I made sometime last year and […]
Sunday Comics: “Private Lessons” by Josman
My kind of private lessons: one-on-one penis tutoring at your hunky high school teacher’s house. Oh, Josman. I am genuinely floored by the amount of traffic that comes into this blog looking for Handjobs Magazine material and for Josman gay cartoons and comics in particular. Especially when we’ve only really showcased a small handful of […]