Now lemme tell you why that’s a big deal. Got a little quiet around here again this week. But I’ve gotten such positive responses to my 1000 word ode to cockrings, that I wanted to take some time today and talk about the general un-gay-ing of penis accessories. Because I think it’s relevant and […]
Male Assturbation
Man, I don’t like that word! ? In my never ending journey to journey my way into my end, I’ve read a LOT of advice and tips and watched videos and GIFs and even subscribed to some helpful tumblrs. Alas, we’re still not far from where we started. Occasionally I can get stuff up there, […]
The Weather Dick: “Last Week Tonight” Panders Directly To Me
I’m a big big fan of the accidental weather penis phenomenon. Just a quick update today to cover Sunday’s episode of Last Week Tonight, where John Oliver basically said, five minutes into the episode, “and now, here’s something for Tyler the Badwolf, specifically.” But with his accent he pronounced it “and now, dicks.” […]
Someone Should Open A Fake Celebrity Nudes Museum
Ryan Gosling & Friends display their goods as well as the remarkable talents of an absent artist. When I got up this morning, #FakeRyanGoslingFacts was trending on twitter. While I’m not one for celebrity gossip these days, I decided I did have a few fake facts to contribute to that discussion. Searching for the […]
Sunday Comics: Bruno’s “Bee Sting” and “Big Hungry Mouth”
Incesty, obscene, and raunchy af; Bruno clearly defines his filthy world in Handjobs Magazine. I think obscene is a great way to describe Bruno comics. Bruno’s characters exist in a very different world than those of Josman or Julius, though the fluidity of sexuality and the quest for connection via socially taboo sexual congress overlaps […]
Book Report: “The Conquest Of Zantar” by Kyle Cicero
I’m not afraid to tell you: this is a bit of a weird one. A while back I was sent an advance copy of Kyle Cicero’s newest story, the Conquest of Zantar for review and while I’m always glad to read dirty stories, I had no idea what I was really in for here. […]