Totally great for totally different reasons. We talked a little bit in this post about the differences between watching somebody who is clearly a masturbator and somebody who is aggressively jacking off in a race to the finish line. Watching bator bros settle into some solid penisbate is so gratifying and so much more erotic […]
Magical GIF Post
It’s tough coming up with stuff to say about penises right now. Well. That isn’t entirely true. Just the events of the last week have made it harder for me to see penises as so supremely important. And then yesterday I came across this beautiful gif on tumblr: And I realized I was being silly. […]
Clickbate: London’s Newest Penis Skyscraper
5 for the Weekend: London’s getting a huge new skyscraper with a familiar shape, a woman is going to prison for pretending to be a penis doctor, Florida news can’t deal with phallic things, and this beardo gives the most hypnotic blow jobs you’ll ever watch. Man. Fuck this week. But welcome to Friday. […]
Clickbate: Vibrating Cowboy Orgasms
5 for the Weekend: A cowboy shoots (handsfree) and has the funnest nut you’ll see all day, Deadpool’s dick is as big and amazing as you (and he) imagine, rando bro poppers up, pisses himself, and jacks off on his patio, and a Thai man had to have his cockring SAWED OFF this week. […]
Joey And Chandler Were Definitely Fuckkin
And I’m rarely so sure about such things. I’ve long had a nasty habit of watching a trash show sort of ‘in the background’ when I’m doing things around the house or getting ready for bed. I know I shouldn’t go to sleep with the tv on, but it comforts me, and I set […]
Peter Griffin’s Yanket Solves the Woes of Public Masturbation
“If you’re anything like me, the number one problem in your life is that you can’t masturbate just anywhere. But now you can!” On my trip back to NYC from Washington this week, I was reminded by a terrible woman camped out at DC’s Union Station under her dual sleeved blankets (one for the […]