The Nifty Archive has been dear to me for as long as I’ve known it, but what becomes of an all-text empire in the time of unlimited, uncensored hardcore visuals? I can still remember being a bad kid on the internet and waiting endlessly for my parents to leave me alone with the computer long […]
Monday Masturbators: Phil Williams, Penis Provocateur
Sooo long since the last Monday Masturbator post, and mature bator Phil Williams is a stellar place to start back up. It’s been tough going getting myself back into the swing of things here, but I’m doing my best. While I don’t think I’ll be back on my 4-5X per week posting cycle of yore, I’m […]
Freebie: Animan’s “Gentleman’s Matinee + Batman and Robin”
I’m not ready to talk about how amazing “Dripppin’ Dads 5″ is yet – so here’s a free Animan quickie you can grab for yourself! The Badwolf/Blog review of Animan’s incredible Drippin Dads series is already one of the most viewed posts on this site, week to week. And it’s really no surprise to me. […]
Party For One – The Fleshlight Turbo Review [X-Posted from the Bator Blog]
If you missed my review of the impressive Fleshlight Turbo over at the Bator Blog, please to enjoy: [This review originally appeared November 26, 2018 on thebatorblog.com] I’m not a big go-out-on-the-town-and-party-all-night kinda guy anymore. My early 30s have introduced me to the pleasures and luxuries of things like “staying in,” “having another cup […]
Monday Masturbators: “The Kids Are Probably Alright” Edition
Maybe everpresent pornography and the ability to watch your peers masturbate is creating an unforeseen type of sexual liberation. Monday! And around here, that means we’re gonna talk about some dudes jackin’ it for everybody to see. This post, as many of my posts do, started as a conversation with a friend who was […]
Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Party For One” is the Jack Off Anthem 2018 Needs
My love for the Jep is deep and profound – this song proves she loves me back (and herself). If you’re not already a Carly Rae Jepsen fan (or you think her career began and ended with Call Me Maybe), I won’t waste words and time here trying to convince you. I suspect you’ve […]