Golden wisdom from the archives of EroticEngineering.com It’s Monday once again. And instead of focusing on a particular jack off artist like we’ve done in the past, I thought today might be a day for general Penis reflection instead. If you’re a regular guest here, you know we talk about a LOT of dong […]
The Joy of the Assist
It’s the second best thing you can do with your own paws and a penis. It’s MONNNDAAAYYYYY again! I’m in Boston, MA this week, visiting friends and making new ones. And trying not to get arrested for parading around in front of the giant, street-facing floor-to-ceiling windows in my hotel room. But you know, […]
The Intensity of Buddybate
It’s almost its own animal, this style of shared masturbation. For the last two weeks, the top post on my tumblr (for those who don’t use it: tumblr provides light analytics info about which of your posts was liked and shared the most, and which of your followers is most active with your particular […]
Leftovers For Dinner: Thanksgiving with Handjobs Magazine
Just like real leftovers, cigar dad time is even better after you’ve forgotten about it at the back of the fridge for a few days. I’ve talked enough about Handjobs Magazine on here for everybody to know what it is, and I still read through my collection with some regularity. Even though I’ve read […]
VIDEO: Made For you
I shouldn’t be left alone naked so long in hotel rooms. I was genuinely blown away by how many of you had kind and heartfelt things to say about this video I made earlier in the year. I’m not a video guy, and I have no idea what I’m really doing when I make these, […]
Gold ⭐ Star Masturbator: Proudbator
This is gonna end up being more of a love letter to Proudbator than an interview, but we’ll go ahead and tag it as one anyway. I’ve been staring at this dude‘s dong for so long now that I actually don’t remember where I first came across it. It’s likely that tumblr was the culprit, as […]