Are there scarier words in the English language than “we need to talk?” Welcome to 2017, everybody! We’ve all got fresh clean slates with which to start the year off, and we’re keeping up with resolutions, if that’s our thing. I want to take this opportunity to discuss some things that we maybe wouldn’t […]
2016 Wrap-Up: The BEST Posts of the Year
Cause it’s my blog and what I say is more important than what the pageviews say. Yesterday we got in our obligatory Ten Most Viewed Posts post for 2016. I tallied up all the numbers and pageviews and things and came up with the most viewed/shared/commented posts over the last year and popped them […]
2016 Wrap-Up: The Most Popular Posts of The Year
It’s about to be a whole new year of penising and fucking! And I say good riddance, 2016. As I’m certain most of us do. As you’re probably aware, if you have a blog around this time of the year you’re duty-bound to compile some ‘best of’ lists to celebrate the year we’ve all just […]
I Bought a Masturbator from Groupon!
I know! I’m as surprised as anyone! I don’t talk about it much (because I’m ashamed) but I’m a secret Groupon shopper, and I love it. They send me emails every day (for no fewer than 3 different cities) and I read all of them. A LOT of stuff in my house has come from […]
Raiders Beat the Chargers 19-16, Due To On Field Masturbation
Subtitled: The Day Tyler Learned to Love Football. Oh, mercy. You take a few days to be busy with other things, and post no blogs, and the best thing to happen all year takes place. I suppose it wouldn’t have mattered if I were busy or not, though, since it happened in one of the […]
Playlist: Winter Makeout Party
It’s cold outside. Kiss me till I don’t care. We missed the chance to get a fall playlist in here, and that’s on me. Cause I’m the only one who posts stuff here. So. Sorry, everyone. There’s always next year! I know Winter doesn’t officially begin until December 21st, but it’s my very favorite […]