Subtitled: The Day Tyler Learned to Love Football. Oh, mercy. You take a few days to be busy with other things, and post no blogs, and the best thing to happen all year takes place. I suppose it wouldn’t have mattered if I were busy or not, though, since it happened in one of the […]
Playlist: Winter Makeout Party
It’s cold outside. Kiss me till I don’t care. We missed the chance to get a fall playlist in here, and that’s on me. Cause I’m the only one who posts stuff here. So. Sorry, everyone. There’s always next year! I know Winter doesn’t officially begin until December 21st, but it’s my very favorite […]
Book Report: “Penis Power” by Dr. Dudley Danoff
Dr. Danoff gets so many points just for sticking with that title. I want to start this out by saying that I don’t know anyone who shouldn’t read this book or who wouldn’t benefit from seeing and learning some of the information that Dr. Danoff has to offer here. Danoff is clearly at the […]
7 Masturbation Habits to Consider Dropping
Golden wisdom from the archives of EroticEngineering.com It’s Monday once again. And instead of focusing on a particular jack off artist like we’ve done in the past, I thought today might be a day for general Penis reflection instead. If you’re a regular guest here, you know we talk about a LOT of dong […]
The Joy of the Assist
It’s the second best thing you can do with your own paws and a penis. It’s MONNNDAAAYYYYY again! I’m in Boston, MA this week, visiting friends and making new ones. And trying not to get arrested for parading around in front of the giant, street-facing floor-to-ceiling windows in my hotel room. But you know, […]
The Intensity of Buddybate
It’s almost its own animal, this style of shared masturbation. For the last two weeks, the top post on my tumblr (for those who don’t use it: tumblr provides light analytics info about which of your posts was liked and shared the most, and which of your followers is most active with your particular […]