I have lived in this apartment for four years, and I discover new things all the time. One of the best things about life on the Upper East Side of Manhattan is how quiet it is. The streets are quiet, the people on the streets are quiet, and in the summer you can sleep […]
Monday Masturbators: Ultra HD Greasy Penis Obsession Edition
This is a weird one. After yesterday’s post, I figured I might strive for a return to form here. Not that it isn’t good to drop some reality into things, now and then. But it’s good to get distracted too. It’s Monday, and I’m always trying to build up the back catalog of Monday […]
Sunday Comics: Jiraiya’s “Caveman Guu”
Oblivious to the roles and rules of sexual engagement, Guu is probably a lot happier than anyone he knows. This is a short Sunday Comics post today, as we get back in the swing after a month’s absence. I know via google analytics that these are some of the top posts that bring people […]
#TesticleTuesday/ #TransformationTuesday (But Not How You Think Probably)
The moral of this story is that I secretly wish this would happen every time I put on new underwears. Aight. We’ve done a few #TesticleTuesday posts in the past (this one, this one about stretched nuts, and then this one about Deviant Otter’s perfectly heart-shaped balls), and they seem to go over well. […]
Monday Masturbators (Classics Edition): Blackey Madison
Skillful penis manipulation married to muscles, fur, and sperm; the perfect start to 2018. Welcome to a new year, everybody! I’m so pleased you’re here reading this. Even if it’s a Monday a hundred years from now (and reading on whatever computers are 100 years from now), instead of January 1st, 2018. It’s the […]
Story Time: “College Glory (Hole)” (via Handjobs Magazine)
One of the best Adventures of Timmy stories outta Handjobs. We’ve had a busy week here, and I’ve been fighting off a shitty cold for days now. So I thought we might take a break from thinking about what our dongs really MEAN, and just enjoy some college bathroom blow jay action. Taken from […]