The Economic Times: the garbage dump you end up in after clicking any of those “you won’t believe how X” banners after real news stories. Oh, Economic Times. What even are you. Aside from the newsmagazine version of those little bins next to public toilets designed to collect used sanitary napkins. In fact, I […]
Clickbate: 5 For The Weekend
Justin Theroux feels embarrassed by his bulge, Google thinks your kids should learn about penises, a short story about being in love with a penis told through GIFs, and more. We made it a whole week without any major upsets or problems! And with my only having to pay extra money to my web host […]
Keith Vaz and The Vacuum of Journalistic Ethics
That title sounds appropriately Potter-esq for England’s latest sex scandal: Keith Vaz MP. Isn’t it comforting to know that, even as times change, virtually nothing else does? Here in America we’re being slogged down with daily reminders from the Trump side of things that (in the mind of his supporters) the Civil War […]
In Defense Of: Small Penises
Everything you think about small penises is probably dumb. I’ve long been stamping “small dicks are cool,” on tumblr posts that feature dudes with dicks that are smaller than what we’ve been informed is “regular,” and I plan on continuing to do so. Like my fascination with Furries, my fixation on giant, monster […]
California Figures Out How to Improve Cake!
Sweet, sweet penis cake… According to their site, the 626 Night Market in Arcadia, CA is the “largest, Asian-themed night market in the United States.” Based on my experience with the Bangkok night markets and their goings on, this seems tame by comparison, save for their one, shining star attraction: Nutella-Filled Penis Cakes!
Body Image and Photoshop and BuzzFeed Videos!
The body image part is the important part. I’ve talked about body image here before. It’s those posts that always end up generating the best emails and DMs to me about other peoples’ similar struggles or reminding me that I’m actually doing fine and it’s all fine and to stop being so nuts. […]