I know Instagram was made for babies, dogs, and lunches. But we can do better; we have the technology. It's Thursday! And if you follow me on Instagram, that often means that you're gonna probably see a pic of my meaty butt virtually unrestrained by the tiny piece of fabric that...
"It may be normal, darling; but I'd rather be natural." It's no real secret that "white guys with abs" are pretty much what lots of (most?) gay men envision when they think of "sexy." What they consider "normal." It's why the Austin Wolfs and Ryan Roses of the world have attained...
"Mac's got gay nudes." [Cue Title Sequence] Always Sunny is one of the greatest television comedies ever conceived, not least because of the ludicrous handling of Mac's ever-present homosexuality. But we aren't here to debate the merits of Sunny. If you disagree you can go ahead and be wrong and click on...
It's an exciting place to visit, Texas. But I don't think I could stay. Let's talk about cowboys! I realize that much time has passed since I've done a post here, and I apologize. I always think that I'll be able to do this from the road, but for some reason...
A quick meditation on finding your penis beautiful. I'm on the road again this week, so just a short post today, based on a tumblr post that's been haunting me for a week. The account Temple of Sacred Phallus got deactivated (by choice or by the tumblr morality police, we'll never...
"Oh, Germany!" (Part Zwei) One of the things about writing this blog and sharing all of this stuff with you, is that I know people will find their way to the stuff that they like. Today's post is an example of something that might not be for everyone. The guys who...
"Oh, Germany!" everyone sighed together. We are well into March now, and I haven't gotten anything together to share with you! Terrible. Let's correct that, shall we? It's Monday, and you know what we do around here for Mondays. Today's Masturbator du Jour comes courtesy of a bookmark I made sometime last...