Thoughtful Thots are a boon to everyone’s Gram Life. If you’ve been following along with my yellings on Twitter (or, really just been within earshot of me in the past few weeks), you might know I’ve had a complicated relationship with Instagram of late. I’ve had random stalkers, folks asking which apartment was mine […]
Men Piss In the Sink Because It’s Cool
Yes, All Men. This post started as a discussion I was having with a friend who was peeing in the sink at his house while on the phone with me, but truthfully, it’s one I’ve had lots of times over the years. The divide between who thinks it’s cool/fine/acceptable to pee in the sink […]
The Many Penises (and Masturbators) of Wikipedia
There are close to 1000 penises currently uploaded to Wikipedia. Oh, man. What a strange evening and morning I have had, tunneling into the depths of Wikipedia and the message boards and communities that constantly update, edit, and contribute to that site’s global success. It should be no surprise to learn that lots of […]
Monday Masturbators: Tina Belcher is Watching You Jack It
Sometimes things are so perfect, it’s like someone is Truman Show-ing them specifically for me. Just a shorty today for Monday Masturbators because it’s been a very long day, and I still need to pack and wash my hair before I leave for New Orleans in the morning. But I couldn’t go another minute […]
Majestic and Contemplative Anthro Art by Anhes
Furry Shit, ahoy! You’ve been warned. I get a few emails a year asking me some question along the lines of “why do you post so much Furry shit?” I just got one this week complaining that my attention to Furry art and the folks who spend their time creating it was dragging down […]
How To Pose *Naturally* – Brought to You By Vintage Gay Pornography
Tips from the pros of yesteryear to help you achieve a very natural aesthetic in your dong pics. It’s Friday! And I don’t have the energy to come up with a whole essay about how this thing is problematic or how that thing should be emphasized more. So let’s look at some vintage 70s/80s […]