The Middle Ages: Horniness Without End and No Way to Google Anything. This past week, while I was in sunny Miami, an article came across my inbox describing the woes and wants of the sex lives of people in the Middle Ages. The Salacious Middle Ages is a brilliant essay/exploration by Katherine Harvey, […]
Craig Seymour’s “Elegy of Clubland” from XY Magazine
Evaluating a feeling of freedom younger men might never appreciate. Through the magic of twitter recently, I was reintroduced to a long-lost love of my early internet days, XY Magazine. XY was a very rare bird indeed, and offered guys like me a window into a world of beauty and acceptance that we might never have […]
Monday Masturbators (Classics Edition): Blackey Madison
Skillful penis manipulation married to muscles, fur, and sperm; the perfect start to 2018. Welcome to a new year, everybody! I’m so pleased you’re here reading this. Even if it’s a Monday a hundred years from now (and reading on whatever computers are 100 years from now), instead of January 1st, 2018. It’s the […]
Top 5 Instagram Posts of 2017
I know it’s a cheat post, but I miss you guys. Can you believe we made it through all of December without any commentary on guys not connecting during Penis Time, or why Assturbation is just as important as the front stuff? I can. But that’s because I live here. And I’ve been going […]
Black Friday Shopping List: *Penis Treats* Edition
Because you(r penis) deserve(s) a reward more than anyone else on your list. I’m not a Black Friday shopper by any stretch of the imagination. You won’t find me in line at WalMart today – I’ve spent the whole morning at home, with coffee in one hand and the other stuffed down the front of […]
Underwear Retailer Freshpair.com Mainstreams Cockrings
Now lemme tell you why that’s a big deal. Got a little quiet around here again this week. But I’ve gotten such positive responses to my 1000 word ode to cockrings, that I wanted to take some time today and talk about the general un-gay-ing of penis accessories. Because I think it’s relevant and […]