The results are in, and it’s official: nobody knows! If you’re a regular reader here, or you just enjoy really scrutinizing the websites you visit, you may have noticed some small changes here and there around this site. The most significant of those is probably the new url (you didn’t even notice, did you?!). […]
Dream Daddies: Paul Adams
Maybe part of the dream is that I can’t find any real details about who this inspiring man is. I don’t feel like we do a lot of porny thirsting over random individuals here. There was this post (which I need to come up with another in the Bulge Kings series pretty soon) and […]
The Many Penises (and Masturbators) of Wikipedia
There are close to 1000 penises currently uploaded to Wikipedia. Oh, man. What a strange evening and morning I have had, tunneling into the depths of Wikipedia and the message boards and communities that constantly update, edit, and contribute to that site’s global success. It should be no surprise to learn that lots of […]
The Best #ThongThursday Photos from the Thong Experts at Joe Snyder
I know Instagram was made for babies, dogs, and lunches. But we can do better; we have the technology. It’s Thursday! And if you follow me on Instagram, that often means that you’re gonna probably see a pic of my meaty butt virtually unrestrained by the tiny piece of fabric that I’ve decided is […]
icametosin: Fleshing Out The Bodies Your Porn Ignores
“It may be normal, darling; but I’d rather be natural.” It’s no real secret that “white guys with abs” are pretty much what lots of (most?) gay men envision when they think of “sexy.” What they consider “normal.” It’s why the Austin Wolfs and Ryan Roses of the world have attained the degree of […]
Monday Masturbators: Old Enough To Know Better Edition
As Samantha Jones once said, these guys have “been around the block and know how to use their cock.” Monday! This was a surprisingly difficult post to assemble, because I couldn’t seem to find just the right videos to address the specific stuff that I wanted to talk about here. It’s not really any […]