I shouldn’t be left alone naked so long in hotel rooms. I was genuinely blown away by how many of you had kind and heartfelt things to say about this video I made earlier in the year. I’m not a video guy, and I have no idea what I’m really doing when I make these, […]
Breast Meat: Giving Thanks For Big Huge Pecs
Meaty pecs do strange things to a boy’s mind. Oh, tumblr. I’ve blamed you for the introduction of so much weird shit into my world. But where would I be looking for huge testicles and sexy old dudes bulging out of their fucking pants without you? This one shouldn’t even seem new to me, […]
3 Awesome/Hilarious Mature Dude Bulge Videos
Bulge Watching: Epic creeper vids, ahoy! I never know when Bulge Nation is going to update, since it seems a little irregular these days. But luckily I usually get an email when they do, and this morning’s email sent me to this post, which lead me to this tumblr. Which made my penis really […]
Take Me Out to the Bulge Game
Baseball wordplay! Hahahaah! You know that old saying, “I may not know art, but I know what I like?” That’s how I mostly feel about sports, generally, and baseball, specifically. I don’t know much about baseball (I’ve been to a couple games growing up, and I know the super famous guys cause they’re super […]
Reasons for Men to Wear Thongs
It’s not my list. But it’s still a good list. If you’ve been paying even marginal attention to what we talk about here or on tumblr, you’ve heard me yelling about how it’s stupid that people think thongs are for women. This preoccupation with masc drag is bumming everyone out and it’s keeping you […]
Make Your Dick Look Like a Wolf!
Why? Who cares! You’ve probably got your reasons! I would like to start by disclaiming how secretly actually excited I was when my buddy sent me this blog post about these boxer briefs designed to make your front stuff look like a snarling wolf. I was all set to buy them, until I looked […]