Blackey Madison is just better at this than everyone else. When I think of the sheer volume of terrible, unimaginative pornography I watched when I was at Manhunt, I weep for all that time I’ll never get back, and for all those performers whose talents were just wasted by studios recreating the same old […]
Self Inflicted Punishment: Liveblogging Netflix’s “Escorts”
Subtitled: “Ugh/Oh No!” I don’t do a ton of liveblog stuff here because it’s kind of a copout, as far as writing goes. It’s a collection of my in-the-moment reactions to things, and not a thoughtful meditation on a film or show (or whatever) as a whole. But Netflix has been pitching Escorts to […]
Why DO You Care What Other People Think?
I don’t grapple with this question a lot, but when I do, it frustrates me. I want to talk about this with a quick reading from the Huffington Post (I know, I know…). Really, it’s a quick reading from a reputable psychologist and academic, about the nature and necessity of community. We can all […]
10 Best Blue Jean Bulges
The art of the blue jeans bulge pic: Something ultra masc about cockring’d meat wrapped up in denim, buttons, and zippers. 2021 Update: this post was from an earlier era in this blog when we were able to source and attribute images from Tumblr and afford some degree of consent by way of users being […]
Things To Leave in 2016
This has been a bit of a bumpy ride, hasn’t it? I’ve never been one for New Year’s Resolutions. Even though I’ve worked in fitness marketing for years, and have to convince a bunch of people to join gyms every January (so that those gyms can keep paying me to make things to convince […]
2016 Wrap-Up: The BEST Posts of the Year
Cause it’s my blog and what I say is more important than what the pageviews say. Yesterday we got in our obligatory Ten Most Viewed Posts post for 2016. I tallied up all the numbers and pageviews and things and came up with the most viewed/shared/commented posts over the last year and popped them […]