There’s a reason they called him *Magnum* P.I. It seemed like things were getting a little animation-heavy around these parts, so I figured it might be time to introduce something new. There are (were) some guys who lived their lives as though this post were written even before their time. With the tightest of pants, […]
“How Being A Professional Companion Taught Me To Be A Better Boyfriend” by Tyler Dårlig Ulv
Hey! That’s me! I wrote a little article for Thought Catalog and I’d love it very much if you’d read it. Here’s an excerpt: [vc_separator type=’small’ position=’center’ color=’#707070′ thickness=” up=’15’ down=’15’] How Being A Professional Companion Taught Me To Be A Better Boyfriend by Tyler Dårlig Ulv | MAY 8, 2017 A little […]
10 Luscious, Beautiful, Cartoon Male Butts
Because men are totally beautiful and aren’t always presented that way. [Updated 01.06.22] I’m a leg man. Always have been, likely always will be. I love penises and beards and nipples and all the other stuff, too. But if you’re a dude with big thick quads, or a massive, muscular butt, the first thing I’m […]
#TesticleTuesday
I’m in no mood for thinkpieces today. It’s Tuesday. It’s cold and raining outside. And I’m sad that I’m not naked in Palm Springs anymore. I already did my rant on Chicago being offended that men have genitals and are sexual. And last week, I ranted about how grownups should be better at cleaning […]
Inndulge, Palm Springs: Like Naked, Grownup Summer Camp
Take your pants off and stay a while! In season two of Sex and the City, Carrie Bradshaw remarks that the Hampton Jitney is like the “bus to summer camp,” going on to lament that instead of singing songs and making new camp friends, everyone ignores each other and talks on their phones. If […]
The #21LoadChallenge Halfway Point Check In
It’s weird how much sperm this is when you’re keeping score! I’m totally floored over how many of you have emailed, tweeted, DM’d, or messaged me on Tumblr to tell me that you were participating in the #21LoadChallenge with me this month! I’m so amazed that everyone was so very on board with this, […]